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imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
Imagine reading the bible.
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"What I have loved so far, I have loved in order to be able to love you."
— Paul Celan, from a letter to his wife Gisèle, 1952 (via proustitute)
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
— Groucho Marx
Just scared an opossum away from my porch. What the fuck even are those things? They are the ugliest fucking animals I have ever seen in my life. I mean goddamn. If there is a god, how the hell would it have come up with that? How the hell did evolution even come up with that? There is no way an animal gets evolutionary bonus points for looking that fucking ugly.
George Carlin
Hello! Thank you, thank you. Thank you and hello New York! OK. It has been a little while, since I have been here and a couple of things has happened in that time I like to talk a little bit about the war in the Persian Gulf. Big two ones in the Persian Gulf. You know my favorite part of that war? It is the first war we ever had, it was on every channel, plus cable. And the war got good ratings too, didn’t it? Got good ratings. Well, we like war. We like war, we are war like people. We like war, because we are good at it. You know why we are good at it? Because we did a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old and already we have had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country, so we are good at it! And that is good thing we are, we are not very good in anything else anymore. Can’t built a decent car, can’t make a TV set or VCR where the fuck. Got no steel industry left, can’t educate our young people can’t get health care for our old people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country alright?! Especially if your country is full of brown people.
Quote of the Day, November 13, 2012
“I guess they’re tough jokes. But there’s lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can’t cry.”
Sam Kinison
There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
"You’d have been just like JFK.You’d have been there in the Oval Office,Marilyn across the desk,your dick up her ass,lookin’ out at the Washington Monument going: ‘You know,it just doesn’t get better than this,does it? President of the United States.Dick in Marilyn Monroe.My Finger on the fucking button telling the fucking Russians to get their missles out of Cuba in twelve hours.IT DOESN’T GET BETTER THAN THIS!’"
— Sam Kinison from “J.F.K.,”- Live From Hell (via hellfurnaceoflust)
